The Only Thing I’m Wrapping Tonight Is a Bandage – Funny Nurse Christmas Sweatshirt
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Our **“The Only Thing I’m Wrapping Tonight Is a Bandage” Christmas sweatshirt** brings festive humor to the healthcare worker who is spending the holidays on shift. It’s perfect for nurses, doctors, medical assistants and hospital staff who are more familiar with bandages than bows during the Christmas season.
Looking for a **funny Christmas gift for a nurse or medical professional**? This crewneck makes a playful Secret Santa gift for the coworker who keeps the team—and everyone else—patched up.
The warm cotton-polyester blend and soft-feel yarn provide comfortable wear through long shifts and holiday gatherings. A **classic unisex fit** makes it easy to style with jeans or layer over a tee.
Part of our **Merry Medics** collection.
**Product details**
- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt
- Classic unisex fit
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem
Made just for you.
We print each sweatshirt to order, giving your piece a little extra time and care before it heads your way. This helps us avoid excess stock and produce only what’s needed. Thank you for choosing Aesthetics Wear—we’re glad to be part of your festive season.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
US ORDERS
Once your order is placed, we begin preparing your sweatshirt especially for you. Production generally takes 2–5 business days before your order is fulfilled and shipped.
With standard domestic US shipping, delivery is estimated at 1–8 business days after fulfillment. Standard orders generally arrive within approximately 3–13 business days from the start of processing.
Express shipping, where available and selected at checkout, is estimated at 1–3 business days after fulfillment. Express orders generally arrive within approximately 3–8 business days from the start of processing.
These timeframes are estimates and may vary because of carrier handling, weather or increased holiday volume. We’ll email your tracking information once your order ships.
TRINIDAD & TOBAGO ORDERS
Delivery arrangements and estimated timing for Trinidad & Tobago orders depend on the product, availability and selected delivery method. Our team will confirm the expected delivery details after your order is placed.
RETURNS AND ORDER ISSUES
Please review the product details and size chart carefully before placing your order.
If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at info@awfshn.com. Include your order number and clear photos of the issue so our team can review it and advise you on the next steps.
For complete details, please review the returns policy that applies to your delivery location.